Nostalgic Cowboy Lover Gifts

"Okay ma'am, I have to admit - that's a mite confusing."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

The Lawman

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I made partner!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'