Cowboy Nostalgists Gifts

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"El muy mal perro"

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

The Lawman

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.