Literary Cowboys Gifts

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"El muy mal perro"

The Lawman

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Nannies Of The Old West

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"