Critiquing Cowboy Culture Gifts

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Lawman

Domestic Pardners

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"El muy mal perro"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'