Critiquing Cowboy Culture Prints

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

Western Outfitters.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"El muy mal perro"

Domestic Pardners

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

The Lawman

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'His Indian name was Many Moons.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,