Literary Cowboys T-Shirts

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman

"El muy mal perro"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Nannies Of The Old West

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Cowboy

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"