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'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Sea Horse outside saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Domestic Pardners

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."