Classic Novel Cowboy Prints

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Sea Horse outside saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Domestic Pardners

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Giddyup."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Gary Cooper

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."