Canine Coders Pillows

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Your website or mine?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Good boy

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

K9 Litterati.

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Dog's Loo

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

He crash tests software.

'Y2K compliance!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

If God was a programmer

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.