Canine Coders Pillows

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'Your website or mine?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Good boy

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

K9 Litterati.

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Dog's Loo

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

If God was a programmer

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'Y2K compliance!'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."