Zen Coders Pillows

Binary meditation.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

Baby Screen Time

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Hoarder."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

Working from OM.

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'