Code Creator Gifts

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'It looks like our data.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Creator's Block

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

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'My app just ate your widget.'

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"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

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'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."