Color Coder Gifts

"The loses are in blue. My gang won't let me use the color red."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

The Digital Family

Terry had a computer bug.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'