Color Coder T-Shirts

"The loses are in blue. My gang won't let me use the color red."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

The Digital Family

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Early Programmers.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'