Color Creator T-Shirts

Artist painting his palette.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Feel better, dear?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Painting

Crotchet

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

Creator's Block

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I'm ahead of my time."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Sure start.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Medical Arts Building

Stitch one, pearl one...

Artist, painting graphs.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I guess life does imitate art."