Colorful Creator T-Shirts

Sure start.

'That's quite a loose style you've got there, Mrs. Fernbush!'

Crotchet

"I guess life does imitate art."

Hockney by the Pool

Paint by number

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Artist

'And you moved into abstract expressionism when you started drinking 3 bottles of vodka a day.'

'I don't think my teacher realizes that I live for my finger painting.'

Cow Pop Art,

"Cool! We could have an art show this weekend. What do you think?"

Mario Caravadossi paints

Sunflower yellow

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"It's a mobile."

Carioca

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Trainset

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Harps and Embroidery.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Ceiling Paint