Color Changer T-Shirts

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Artist on the Beach

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Balloon Surprise

"I'm thinkin' blond."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

God save the Queen.

Rainbow skier

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Artistic license.

"I'm ahead of my time."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Octopus gets tickled pink

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Trainspotting.

Rainbow Drinks

The final days of hair coloring

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"Sky, sir?"

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."