Color Changer T-Shirts

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Artist on the Beach

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Balloon Surprise

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

God save the Queen.

Artistic license.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Rainbow skier

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Rainbow Drinks

Trainspotting.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

The final days of hair coloring

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"Sky, sir?"

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."