Winter Coder Gifts

Snowman and his pc.

Online form - Submit.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Your website or mine?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Education.

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

'Y2K compliance!'