Medical Coder Gifts

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...

Medical Billing & Coding

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Digital Family

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Early Programmers.