Medical Coding Gifts

"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

Medical Billing & Coding

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Digital Family

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Gross."

'Time for your pills.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'