Design Geeks Gifts

Bath with Pair of Stilts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Technological Dependence.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Very good and to the point.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Foxhole - digging robot

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Henry Ford