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'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Redeemable Securities.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

Telescope

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

Aging Researchers

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

Time getting away

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Tim Russert.

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

"I didn't get an office with a window, so I took matters into my own hands."

"Believe me, this guy is the next superstar of painting. He bows to the conservatives, the lefties, the environmentalists, to all religions, to the atheists, the meat eaters, the vegans..."

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

'If you think he's obnoxious now, you should have heard him before he started taking Prozac!'

'Who won...'

Hmm, no, I think I like it better the other way around.