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'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

Sign in Optometrist's window 'If you can't read this sign you've come to the right place'

'You really need to think about getting glasses.'

'It's Blurred.'

Parking for Optician's Customers ONLY

"Ambitions . . . to get my eyes tested."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Damn. I dropped my contact lens, and now I can't see that mirage."

"This really is your last chance Mr Perkins."

Hospital Departments

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

'It's no use, I neither need glasses or subtitles.'

'I'm NEVER wrong - you're twins, right?'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"How are those?"

"Guess who I bumped into this morning? - Everybody!"

Ilustration of 'A Legend of Provence'.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The star hunters

Airplane Mode.

Courage. Love.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"All the celebrities come here."

Emma's Unicorn

Inkwell Genie.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Moon

First past the post.