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"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Bright idea

Tiny Visions

The Salesman

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The star hunters

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Airplane Mode.

ThrEschers.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

"You used to be that ambitious."

Inkwell Genie.

Hospital Departments

First past the post.

'I win!'

'It's Blurred.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

A dream of consequence

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'