Muralist Admirer Gifts

The End is Nigh.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Use your imagination.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Do you have a longer straw?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

George Papandreou.

How information mingles in our brains

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Police lineup

"I call it angle-poise"

Stonehens

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Alberto Giacometti.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

A Night In the Art Gallery

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Skinhead guppy.