Castaway Reader Gifts

Desert Island Books

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Delivery."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."