Castaway Raconteur Gifts

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Non Thought For The Day.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Desert Island Books

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

Social butterfly

How Platypuses Are Born

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

"I just feel like a cliche."