Woeful Raconteur Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the woeful raconteur in your life? Our collection captures their love for storytelling with a dash of humor and artistic charm. Perfect for those who revel in sharing stories, whether they tend to be a little melancholic or whimsically poetic. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that reflects their creative spirit and unique narrative style. Brighten their day with a gift that celebrates their storytelling talent and vibrant personality.

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"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..." mockup

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

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Non Thought For The Day.

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'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...' mockup

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

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"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

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I'm a gangster rap fan too!

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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

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'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

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'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.' mockup

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!' mockup

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

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"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!" mockup

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

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'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.' mockup

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

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There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

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"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?" mockup

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

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Max Beerbohm

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Oscar Wilde

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'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?' mockup

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

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It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

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"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!" mockup

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

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"Old, you've seemed a bit down recently. Do you need anything?"

"Old, you've seemed a bit down recently. Do you need anything?" mockup

"Old, you've seemed a bit down recently. Do you need anything?"

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"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!" mockup

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

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Time flies when you're having fun. mockup

Time flies when you're having fun.

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'You can always tell the ones with the big severance buyouts.'

'You can always tell the ones with the big severance buyouts.' mockup

'You can always tell the ones with the big severance buyouts.'

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'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

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"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ." mockup

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

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Liar's Club fish

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"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."

"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip." mockup

"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."

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"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."

"When I was your age we didn't have mouths." mockup

"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."

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"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish." mockup

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

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"My support group told me to go to hell."

"My support group told me to go to hell." mockup

"My support group told me to go to hell."

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Woeful Raconteur Gifts Collection

Woeful Raconteur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your woeful raconteur, featuring witty designs that celebrate their storytelling flair.

Woeful Raconteur Pillows

Discover pillows that add poetic charm and a touch of humor to your woeful raconteur’s favorite space.

Woeful Raconteur Prints

Browse through inspiring prints that capture the creative essence of your woeful raconteur’s storytelling talent.

Woeful Raconteur T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase your woeful raconteur’s poetic spirit with clever, storytelling-themed designs.