"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."
Bad Tip Raconteur Gifts
If you know a bad tip raconteur who enjoys a good laugh, our collection offers humorous items that celebrate their playful advice-giving style. From mugs to prints, find clever gifts that acknowledge their colorful tips and amusing outlook. These products are ideal for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine and making them smile while they share their legendary advice—whether helpful or hilariously unhelpful.
'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'
"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
I'm a gangster rap fan too!
'Are you blind ref?'
Crafty Fish.
'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'
Isn't that a surveillance camera?
How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.
"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"
"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"
"I think the lines down!"
"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"
"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."
How Platypuses Are Born
Crime and punishment - football.
'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'
'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'
"So what brings you to this godforsaken end of the bar?"
"Aside from Domino’s, China Palace and Lupe’s Fiesta Garden, do you have any professional references?"
'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'
'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'
"What's that welt, Gracie?"
Clancy: Advice for a Bad Memory
Your nephew's in there asking for a raise, Mort. House of Java .net Cybercafe. In my day, we didn
"What little money I had I invested in myself. I lost everything."
Wash your hands. . . like you just shook his hand.
Tell me what you know about destiny...
"I am boomer. . . Hear me whine!"
Bad Tip Raconteur Gifts Collection
Bad Tip Raconteur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for bad tip raconteurs—filled with witty quotes and humorous advice themes to start their day with a smile.
Bad Tip Raconteur Pillows
Inject some humor into their living space with pillows featuring playful advice and witty sayings—great for relaxing and unwinding.
Bad Tip Raconteur Prints
Brighten up their home or office with prints celebrating their creative advice style—fun, eye-catching, and full of personality.
Bad Tip Raconteur T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your clever advice-giver—our humorous designs are ideal for those who love to share their quirky tips in style.