"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."
Sleep Disorder Supporter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for sleep disorder supporters. With witty quotes and calming designs, these mugs make nightly routines a little brighter and more soothing, whether for coffee or tea.
Cry babies.
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
Grants & Recipients
What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!
Give Sleep a Chance
"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."
"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."
The Slumber Party.
'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.
'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'
"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."
"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"
"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"
"Sleeping through the night is for losers."
'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'
'Sleep Disorder Research.'
Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes
'You've got to cure my snoring, Doc! -- I'm afraid I'll lose my job with the Government!'
"I hate Daylight Saving Time."
'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'
"Listen, son...school is important and I expect...no I demand that you try your best. This family believes in the value of education, hard work, career success...and a good night's sleep."
You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.
"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"
Sleep Disorder Supporter Mugs Collection
Sleep Disorder Supporter Pillows
Explore our pillows selection, offering comfort and encouragement for those battling or advocating for better sleep health.
Sleep Disorder Supporter Prints
Visit our prints page to find inspiring artwork that resonates with sleep disorder supporters and adds a personal touch to their space.
Sleep Disorder Supporter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts collection for humorous and heartfelt designs that celebrate those who support sleep disorder awareness.