Sleep Disorder Survivor Mugs

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'