Noisy Sleeper Gifts

"He hums in his sleep."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Sleeping masks

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Waking the Dead.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Dogs running in their dreams

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Cat Dreams

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."