Sensitive Sleeper Gifts

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Night-time halo

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"What? I slept seven months."

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."