Sneaky Sleepers Gifts

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

The Snooze Bar.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

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"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Dreams

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

In Disguise.

Cookie Thief

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

Man using light to shield his eyes.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."