Spirited Sleepers Gifts

"You awake?"

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

"Time for bed, guys."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Five more minutes."

The Home Birth of Venus

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

Sweet dreams.

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

The Princess and the Pea

Man asleep on train

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"You guys cool with me hitting snooze for another few months?"

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

"I couldn't sleep."

Sheep counting shepherds.

"How did you sleep?"

"I've set the alarm for half past April. That will give us a bit of a lie in."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

Everyone's Asleep.