Light Sleepers Gifts

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

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'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"What? I slept seven months."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'