Disturbed Sleeper Gifts

Man Sleeping - YYYWAITFORIT

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

The Home Birth of Venus

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"He hums in his sleep."

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

On the phone in bed.

"Can't you sleep either?"

'You really tossed and turned last night.'

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

White Noise Machine

"Will you quit sleeping so goddamn peacefully!"