Frustrated Sleeper Gifts

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Time for bed, guys."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

Road signs.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

The Hold Dance

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

On the phone in bed.

"Effing self-publishing rejection!"

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."