Disturbed Sleeper Mugs

Man Sleeping - YYYWAITFORIT

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Time for bed, guys."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

The Home Birth of Venus

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"He hums in his sleep."

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

'He LIVES! -- The monster LIVES!'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

On the phone in bed.

"Can't you sleep either?"

'You really tossed and turned last night.'

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

White Noise Machine

Coffee keeping Frank up at night. I shouldn't have spent a thousand dollars on an espresso machine.