Sensitive Sleeper Pillows

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Night-time halo

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Sleeping through new year celebrations

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"What? I slept seven months."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

That was refreshing. My long, sad story? No, my nap.