Light Sleeper Awareness Pillows

Rise and shine

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Time for bed, guys."

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"You were snoring."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."