Sleep Safety Enthusiast Pillows

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

'This is your lucky day!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'We'll take it!'