Sleep Safety Enthusiast Mugs

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"What's with your hair?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"You were snoring."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

'This is your lucky day!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'