"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"
Sleep Quality Enthusiast Pillows
Upgrade their sleep sanctuary with cozy, playful pillows featuring clever designs for sleep enthusiasts. A thoughtful gift that makes their bedtime even more inviting.
"I think I need an extra pillow."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
Do not disturb...
"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
"What's with your hair?"
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."
"You were snoring."
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.
Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.
In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.
'Was it the non-flying dream again?'
Sleep Quality Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Sleep Quality Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for sleep quality enthusiasts—perfect for mornings or late-night laughs!
Sleep Quality Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that reflect their passion for restful nights and peaceful mornings—an inspiring addition to any bedroom.
Sleep Quality Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find stylish, humorous t-shirts that celebrate the joy of a good night's sleep and add a fun touch to their wardrobe.