Sleeping Sound Specialist Gifts

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'zzz sleep.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Give Sleep a Chance

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I slept funny!"

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.