Snoring Sound Engineer Gifts

'Honey you're roaring.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

Police arresting woman. Man slumped lifeless in background - 'But he was snoring officer!'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

I even love the way you snore...

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Noisy Neighbours

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

SLEEP Mode

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Girl In Bed

Bear tells man to stop snoring