Sound Engineer Nightmare Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the sound engineer who’s been through the technical trenches? Our collection of witty and creative gifts captures the chaos and comedy of audio adventures, making it ideal for cracking a smile or brightening a tough day. Whether it’s for a passionate professional or an enthusiastic hobbyist, these items bring humor and personality to any sound engineering story.

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100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..." mockup

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

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'Big audio gear is coming back!'

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Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir" mockup

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

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'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?' mockup

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

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'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.' mockup

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

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At the rock concert...

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"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean." mockup

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

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'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.' mockup

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

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"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'" mockup

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

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Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers. mockup

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

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'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!' mockup

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

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'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...' mockup

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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'What luck! A sound technician.'

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"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!" mockup

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

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'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.' mockup

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

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'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

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Subwoofer

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'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.' mockup

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

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"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track." mockup

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

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Birds with Headphones

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'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?' mockup

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

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'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.' mockup

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

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"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!" mockup

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

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"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'" mockup

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

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'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.' mockup

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

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"No, I'm still getting too much banjo." mockup

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

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'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

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Open Mike for the spotlight operators mockup

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

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No Instruments Please

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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking." mockup

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

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A fly on the wall documentary.

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Sound Engineer Nightmare Gifts Collection

Sound Engineer Nightmare Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for sound engineers who’ve faced the nightmare — perfect for adding humor to your coffee routine.

Sound Engineer Nightmare Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with our sound engineer nightmare pillows, ideal for lounge areas or studio spaces that need a playful touch.

Sound Engineer Nightmare Prints

Decorate with our humorous prints capturing the essence of sound engineering chaos — perfect for the creative workspace or home studio.

Sound Engineer Nightmare T-Shirts

Discover funny and witty T-shirts tailored for sound engineers who’ve been through the chaos — perfect for wearing your profession with pride and humor.