Naptime Lover Pillows

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Cat and mouse

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'At lone at last.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Pyjama party

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cyber Dream

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"Nap time."

Tired Woods

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.