Summer Feast Fan Gifts

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Polygamists' Picnic

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Sunbathing in the park

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Art for Sale

'LOL!'

Antonio Carluccio.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

No Croquet

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Sunbathing in Winter

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

Daylight Saving

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

Dog Sun Shade.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

'Been Away?'