Summer Fete Gifts

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Canape?

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

His New Grillfriend

Summertime

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'It's baseball season!'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

The Martini is invented.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Barbecue

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Hang in there, folks...black fly season is almost over."

"What about the five that fell through?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"