Annual Fete Gifts

Ventriloquist's fete

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Absent friends!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Anton's Bar and Grill

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Face painting - children have no faces

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Tombola Winner

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Umpire's Banquet.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

The Butlers Ball.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

The Last Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

Drunk lizard/newt gets thrown out of the 'Nibworth Nature & Wildlife Conservation Annual Dinner Dance'.